Fasten those pants for the lap dance. Take a shot now; this may be your last chance.
Let’s be honest… I have that Scissor Sisters song playing on repeat right now. Yeah, probably not the best Saturday night in existence, but this song is fantastic and absolutely cheering me up.
I want you to funk me
Your battle ship has sunk me
Dip me and you dunk me
Set my body free
I mean, honestly… what are these lyrics and why are they killing me right now?
You know, baby
When I was taking my pantyhose
Out of their egg this evening
I thought, ‘I’m gonna find that man
Who has the right shade of bottled tan
A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash’Take me anyway you like it
In front of your fireplace
In front of your yacht
In front of my parents
I don’t give a damn, baby
Just take me
Scissor Sisters - “Any Which Way”
You need this in your life, ridiculous video and all.
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IN RESPONSE TO THIS!
oh my fuck god YES
Perfection.
All the Awards. I fucking love this fandom
Beautiful.
(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)